Teacher: Can anybody give me an example of “COINCIDENCE”?
Student: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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Teacher: Pappu, How do you spell “crocodile”?
Student: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” !
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Student: Maybe it’s wrong. but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy this ?
Student: No, Teacher, it’s the same Dog.
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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as I can. !!
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An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: “Thank god I am not a gynecologist.”
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Student1 :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Student 2: OK
Student 1: A white horse fell in the mud.
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Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”
Student: “It is 42 mam!”
Teacher: “great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?”
Same student: “It 24 mam.”
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Two student were chatting:
First: Do you know what is snake’s favorite subject?
second:, no, you tell.
first: Hisssstory!!!
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Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: Its “h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.”
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!
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Jazzy: My father is pregnant, I will soon have brother.
Teacher: How can it be? It is not possible.
Jazzy: My mother had abdominal pain last month, than i got a little sister, now my father is undergoing the same pain.!!!
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Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?
Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55…
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Teacher : if you want to make your character good, then say all woman ‘Mother’.
Student: well that will make my character good, but what about my Father ??
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”